Any time a veteran San Francisco Muni rider hops onto a city bus, in the back of their mind they're always kind of expecting something ridiculous to happen. Stuffing that many people from all walks of life into an enclosed space on a daily basis is a surefire recipe for everything from crazy dude karaoke jams to gross-out masturbation sessions. One item conspicuously absent from the kit: pepper spray, and there's a good reason for that. It's usually a bad idea to use pepper spray in a confined environment.
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Forget TMI. I devoted today to cleaning around the house and because of this decided to wear comfortable shorts which did not have pockets. Throughout the course of the day I had to go in and out of the house, so I needed my keys on me. Having a lack of pockets complicated matters for me until I realized something…. On my keys I have a container of sabre pepper spray so I have the wonderful Idea to stick the thing down the backside of my shorts and let the keys just dangle outside almost like a metallic tail. The weight of the can and retention from the elastic band kept it in decently in place so I went about my business. Eventually I decide to sit down on a rock pile outside my house and feel wetness followed by an intense burning sensation.
Top definition. Ass Mace unknown. Flatulence that is so foul, so ripe , so pungent that it is thick, palatable and irritates that eyes and nasal passages. Carl inhaled several Taco Bell bean burritos on the way home after a night of partying. By the time he crawled into bed with this girlfriend, he had bloated up with severe gas. He decided to give his girlfriend an old fashioned Dutch Oven but ended up dousing her with Ass Mace and she heaved and wretched violently.
It has been very difficult to reconcile our two expectations, hopes and dreams. I would do it all over again and thank my lucky stars that I found this man, that he loves, and that I love him. He was patient and supportive, promising to continue acting like a TBM for as long as I wanted our baby is 4, so that likely would have been at least 14 years. Listen to the still small voiceв. We started dating 16 years ago, and both resigned from the church earlier this year. Whenever you bring something up, they'll say if it's not on lds. For men, this will likely come after completing your mission trip, so in your early 20s at the earliest.